Tuesday, February 14, 2012

IMPERIAL TEEN is definitely the SHIT



I want to fuck Will Schwartz from Imperial Teen (who, oddly enough, looks about five minutes older than my ex-boyfriend lu, who was hot as fuck but apparently evil, if you have followed my blithering blog for any amount of time) and Hey Will Power so fucking bad it hurts my balls. Seeing them LIVE (with patty schemel from hole filling in for their preggers drummer who has a name that i don't know) was so rad [with plagiarists OKGO who had "I (HEART) SA" shirts for sale- my initials are SA, but whatever, i'm one wrong move away from requiring food boxes from catholic social services but who needs money when you have the most CURSORY OF ACKNOWLEDGEMENT]. actually, i am not remembering that right, those were separate shows, but at the big fish pub in tempe (RIP, like any music venue in tempe worth a shit). BESIDES THE POINT!

UPDATE/CORRECTION: ACTUALLY, the band i was thinking of that are plagiarists (i mean, 99.98% of modern musicians DO NOT write their own songs, at least the words, and probably the music) that had the i (heart) SA was the band Say Anything, who were playing the big fish pub in support of "their" album "...is a real boy" as in S.ay A.nything "...is a real boy." "their" concept being a loose narrative about a boy who had an affliction that rendered him incapable of telling lies, even white ones. my favorite track, the one i would be proudest of if i had written it, is below, and is called "admit it!"

2 comments:

  1. When hipsters are over hipsterdom, which as we know is the end of aesthetics, where do we go next? God help us, maybe the anarchists are right, but half of them are hipsters too.

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  2. i 'didn't' write it in 2003, so it's pretty ahead of it's time.

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