SLIGHTLY fat boys are the shit.

beCAUSE, they feel like they are ugly (even though they aren't) and nobody will fuck them even if they're REALLY GOOD LOOKING, and so you hook up with them and i HATE WORDS like "bear" "cub" "otter," etc but these dudes are plenty PLENTY FINE and nobody will give them the time of day because gay guys are EVIL INCARNATE. SO you can pick these dudes up and they are INTO IT, they fuck like CHAMPIONS AMONG CHAMPIONS. they are PRESENT and ENTHUSIASTIC AND i'm not looking for gratitude, but it's THERE. A friend of mine once said "gay guys are cats, but nobody wants to fuck a cat. you want to fuck DOGS." BECAUSE of their enthusiasm. so yeah, so true. i've always been TOP-ISH, but flexible, but i am SO getting back in touch with my top side.

sorry if this was too much information, world :)