Seth and Zane in: "The Demented Doughnut Debacle!"

My friend Zane Zigmund was on his way to Prescott from loathsome Elephant Butte, New Mexico and since Tucson was on the way, he stopped by and stayed over. It was REALLY nice to have a friend over, especially Zane. He's likely on his way back to Jersey/MA at some point this summer, and i had already accepted that i probably wouldn't get to see him before his departure, but i was WRONG!
Zane invited me out for doughnuts and coffee in the morning, and there's this doughnut place right down the street from our house that i've been meaning to check out, so we went there. Zane got a vanilla cream filled doughnut and i got a chocolate filled doughnut and we both got small coffees. The place smelled awesome, and even better, the Vietnamese Doughnut Mistress (VDM) was bumping POWER RANGERS on the TV! AWESOME! Power Rangers is a REALLY high energy show, BTW. it feels surreal when it's on, like you're being assaulted with subliminal information that is supposed to ENGAGE KILL MODE or something, like you're a SLEEPER AGENT on a top secret assassination mission. Pretty Rad!

There were a lot of charming foreign accoutrements that complemented the televised entertainment, such as multiple golden animatronic waving cats. I think the VDM told Zane that they "waved away the doughnut hating spirits" or something.
The coup de grace, however, was the charming gentleman sitting RIGHT BEHIND zane. He was painstakingly organizing his homemade PORNOGRAPHY COLLECTION into a photo album WITH FLOWERS ON THE FRONT AND BACK COVER. it was an EXTENSIVE COLLECTION, to say the least. it was FUCKING CREEPY, but strangely it made me like the doughnut place all the more. Me and Zane are planning to return when he swings back through on his return to EBNM. CANNOT WAIT.
IN OTHER NEWS: i shaved my head and
i made pretzels from scratch!