Michael Jackson: Lover of Art, Very Small Children

Michael Jackson apparently had this commissioned in the late 90's.

There's poor judgement, there's wildly inappropriate, and somewhere way, WAY beyond that, there's MICHAEL JACKSON'S WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE POOR JUDGEMENT.

please note the be-winged toddler overdosing on GHB toward the bottom of the picture with his asshole pointing up towards Michael's albino crotch.

at this point, "Rest In Peace" seems needlessly kind.

YAY!

Um... Michael Jackson Monkey Monkey Monkey Michael Jackson!!!

so my profile views on blogger have jumped from around 260 to 320 in the last two days or so?! this blog has been up since February, and it took all that time to accumulate 260, so this is a big jump. i have noticed that blogger has been a bit inconsistant at times, but this seems strange even for them. After thinking about it, i decided that mentioning Michael Jackson's hair catching on fire on a blog with the word "monkey" in the title must have been what did it.

Rename your blog and test it out for yourself!

Michael Jackson's Head Catches on Fire

here's the actual footage of his head catching fire during that pepsi commercial back in the mid eighties. it's crazy how his head is quite clearly engulfed in flames and he's just obliviously dancing for what seems like kind of a long time for somebody whose head is on fire. maybe he started drinking demerol smoothies earlier than this.

*EDIT*

i had to remove the embedded video because it starts playing as soon as you come to the blog, and i thought that that was really annoying, so here's a link to US weekly's MJ scalp-o-fire video.