Ashton Kutcher Is A Tumbling, Tumbling Dickweed

On paper, Ashton Kutcher hosting SNL is GROSS. Not as gross as Jennifer Lopez being slated to host it on 02/27, but CLOSE. I was upset at the decision, and rightfully so. How will AK ever go away if people keep on hiring him.


AND YET, thanks to SNL's type-casting of Kutcher in scenarios that either mirror (likely) future (real) life (Visualize Demi's will being read in the next seven or eight years, if you will) or capitalize on his few areas of potential and/or value (Wealthy old queen's slave-gimp), the episode he hosted last week generally came out a winner.

YOU DON'T TWEET EULOGIES!

poor brittany murphy died from who knows what this weekend, and dickhole ashton kutcher decided to offer up this little brown nugget on his twitter account:

"2day the world lost a little piece of sunshine. My deepest condolences go out 2 Brittany’s family, her husband, & her amazing mother Sharon. see you on the other side kid."

he DATED her! he fucking dated her, and he's TWEETING this shit. i don't know what's wrong with some people. i mean, is it so fucking hard for a multi-millionaire to send flowers with a nice card that you have the room to spell out all the words on?

i was going to post the excellent brittany murphy thing they had on SNL's weekend update (a dead-on brutal impersonation) a few weeks ago, but of course now it's pulled from EVERYWHERE :-(