OMG Becky, I Can't Fucking Wait

The news came out last week and everybody knew about it i think, but Betty White is hosting SNL on May 8th- the mother's day episode.

They're pulling out all the stops to make this as EPIC as possible.



Tina Fey, Amy Poelher, Rachel Dratch, Maya Rudolph and Molly Shannon (not pictured, but you all know what she looks like) will all be backing up our girl Betty. It should be pretty fucking good. i'm hoping that all the guest stars will have a role in writing the episode's material- not that Seth Myers and Co aren't more than capable, but there are some real comedic luminaries here, and all of them female, and it could be that they'd have a little extra insight when it comes to writing sketches for a woman like BW.

OH! they should TOTALLY get Maya Rudolph's boyfriend Quentin Tarantino to write a sketch! can you IMAGINE?

Ashton Kutcher Is A Tumbling, Tumbling Dickweed

On paper, Ashton Kutcher hosting SNL is GROSS. Not as gross as Jennifer Lopez being slated to host it on 02/27, but CLOSE. I was upset at the decision, and rightfully so. How will AK ever go away if people keep on hiring him.


AND YET, thanks to SNL's type-casting of Kutcher in scenarios that either mirror (likely) future (real) life (Visualize Demi's will being read in the next seven or eight years, if you will) or capitalize on his few areas of potential and/or value (Wealthy old queen's slave-gimp), the episode he hosted last week generally came out a winner.

Yo Gabba Gabba... with a twist!

"Don't Spit Them Out/Because We'll Know!"

Chandeliers

Marble Columns

What- Are You KIDDING Me?

"You Must Leave Society And Live In The Woods As An Animal, Never To Return."

This was inarguably the showstopper for last Saturday's SNL... as opposed to last Sunday's SNL, i suppose.