'David Fincher's Facebook Movie' or 'How to Squander Good Will and Talent'

Behold, the preview for 'The Social Network.' This SHIT could not possibly be less interesting. How the fuck do you go from making movies like Se7en, The Game, Fight Club, Zodiac, and EVEN the Curious Case of Benjamin Button to a movie about FACEBOOK?!? Somebody needs to take David Fincher aside and forcefeed him crystal meth and peyote until he gets an original idea. I mean, Benjamin Button was bad enough, but A FACEBOOK MOVIE? are you fucking JOKING?

Ten Days of Betty: 7 Days Left

Today's first "catch up" Betty White offering (1 of 3) is the godawful Lake Placid, pared down to a much more tolerable length of about 6 or 7 minutes- featuring only the parts with Betty White in them. This is a fun one to watch, because BW's telling cops to suck her cock and making proclamations about how she wants them to be eaten alive. yay!