'David Fincher's Facebook Movie' or 'How to Squander Good Will and Talent'

Behold, the preview for 'The Social Network.' This SHIT could not possibly be less interesting. How the fuck do you go from making movies like Se7en, The Game, Fight Club, Zodiac, and EVEN the Curious Case of Benjamin Button to a movie about FACEBOOK?!? Somebody needs to take David Fincher aside and forcefeed him crystal meth and peyote until he gets an original idea. I mean, Benjamin Button was bad enough, but A FACEBOOK MOVIE? are you fucking JOKING?

It's Not Exactly Weapons-Grade Plutonium, Now, Is It?

My spanish class has emerged as a likely winner of the much sought after "Which of my classes will cannibalize the majority of my time this semester?" Award. As anyone who has ever taken a language class will surely tell you, you'd better buy yourself some motherfucking 3x5 cards and escribir su vocabulario pronto or whatever. and i tried to do just that on Amazon this morning, and it CUT ME OFF AFTER 3 100 PACKS of the cards pictured above!

WHY?!? they're 3x5 cards, amazon! I'm not trying to by short lengths of pipe and bucketloads of nails with my lawn fertalizer, now, am i?

anyway- i apologize to anyone who wasn't smart enough to avoid this post based on the somewhat less-than-compelling picture of lined 3x5 cards... if your heart wasn't lulled into non-functionality by my office-supply-oriented prose.