It's Not Exactly Weapons-Grade Plutonium, Now, Is It?

My spanish class has emerged as a likely winner of the much sought after "Which of my classes will cannibalize the majority of my time this semester?" Award. As anyone who has ever taken a language class will surely tell you, you'd better buy yourself some motherfucking 3x5 cards and escribir su vocabulario pronto or whatever. and i tried to do just that on Amazon this morning, and it CUT ME OFF AFTER 3 100 PACKS of the cards pictured above!

WHY?!? they're 3x5 cards, amazon! I'm not trying to by short lengths of pipe and bucketloads of nails with my lawn fertalizer, now, am i?

anyway- i apologize to anyone who wasn't smart enough to avoid this post based on the somewhat less-than-compelling picture of lined 3x5 cards... if your heart wasn't lulled into non-functionality by my office-supply-oriented prose.

Bringing the Unicorn-Oriented (Unicorniented?) Realness... Now with Viscera!

I don't know if i've said on here, but i have a Unicorn t-shirt collection.

This is my newest addition:

PRETTY FUCKING RAD, if i do say so myself.

i got it from threadless! they have great stuff, and it's a graphic design contest that gives mad money to the artists.

Use my link if you want, and i get a couple bucks in t-shirt credit. They have girlie tees, mens tees (up to 3XL for the big boys) and they have REALLY adorable kids tees, and even ONSIES for babies! AWWWWWW!

i don't normally schill, but this was such a cool shirt.

PS: their shit is pretty steep these days, but they have five dollar sales several times a year, so i recommend subscribing to the newsletter, so you don't miss them. i recently bought a couple threadless select shirts that were originally 25 bucks a piece for 10 bucks total plus shipping. at those prices you can hack the shirts up and just safety pin the design part onto your ass pockets or backpack or whatever.

sorry, this got ridiculously long for no good reason. here is that link (i don't get what the fucking problem is with blogger's hyperlinks! they worked yesterday!): http://www.threadless.com/?from=youreviltwin81 and sorry if you have to cut and paste into your browser.

Mechanical Contrivium, Reloaded: This Time, It's Personal!

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