I came out of my bedroom, errr, i mean the guest bedroom, to tell Germone that to get an A in my statistics class for the semester, i only need to get a 45% or higher on the non-cumulative final, and i found him preparing the ABOMINATION you see above. What THE FUCK is it, you ask? why, it's microwaved hotdog in corn tortilla with sour cream and hot sauce surprise, silly! AND when i asked him if he was going to put the saurkraut he's been having me pick up for him on it (just to be clear, i was openly disgusted at the idea, i wasn't making a suggestion) he was like "OH! that's SUCH a GOOD IDEA! but i'm out of it, but that would be AWESOME!"
He must be pregnant or something, and NO, it's NOT mine.
i dunno, it looks like it was delicious. did you even taste it? or was your lil Banana Nut Germuffin bein' stingy?? this sorta thing used to happen with my former roommate whenever he'd get baked without supervision. i suppose you should be glad that Germone didn't attempt to eat the cat.
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next time, tell him to try lightly frying the tortillas in canola oil beforehand - it makes them more pliable. just be sure to tell him to use "diet" canola oil.
this is not germone stoned, this is just germone being germone. he's being a fuckhead today, actually. i think i'm going to start referring to him as my banana nut germuffin hold the banana hold the nut hold the whole fucking muffin because he's a dick.
ReplyDeleteoh, and you and i both know that Juju would beat the everloving fuck out of Germone, even if he was only allowed to use his soft fluffy tail to do it.
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yeah, Juju would definitely dom the hell outta him. if i were Germone, i'd run & hide-- starting yesterday.
ReplyDeleterun, bitch! runnnnnnn!