Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Um...



Look what Jason made me!

Wow. Just... Wow.

i don't really know why my head has to be on a woman's body, but apart from that, it TAKES MY BREATH AWAY.

i also like the hill people style moonshine jug realness.

if somebody (jason) could insert a gaggle of monkeys into this, i think we'd be talking BANNER PIC, here.

Sunday, March 28, 2010

New Bret Easton Ellis: Imperial Bedrooms


THANK GOD. motherfucker needs to write faster.

this is the sequel to Less Than Zero.

First line as per Ellis: They had made a movie about us.

coming June 2010...

Friday, March 26, 2010

Subject Matter Vacation, All I Ever Wanted...


So this is my second semester where i've taken ONLY maths, sciences or statistics, and let me tell YOU, all left brain work and no right brain play makes Sethy a DULL BOY.

anyway, i'm taking a 2 credit writing class this weekend just for fun and superfast credit. i thought it was just called "Creative Writing" but i got this thing in the mail the other day that called it "Creative Writing Workshop: How to be an Original Writer," and that sounds a little bit lamer, i have to admit. i have very vivid ideas about the lame-o's who are going to be in the seminar with me. i visualize berets, art fair earrings, ornate and complex facial hair and lots of not very subtle proclamations about how "in the writing group that i belong to..."

I also suspect that the people in that class who AREN'T 'like that' are going to be the dregs of the academic barrell, who are only in there because the class was still open for registration and to keep up their minimum number of credits for the semester.

i could be totally wrong, of course. i've never taken a writing class that wasn't required before. i mean, I love writing, i know some cool writers, but mostly in my experience i've found that self-identified writers are cringe inducing and mega lame and either SUPER untalented and/or complete posers.

maybe i'm just predjudiced. maybe i'll find these notions of mine challenged by this experience.

Update:

The highlight of the evening for me was when the instructor said that in the short story writing class that she's teaching this semester, she was forced to ban VAMPIRES as subject matter. While hilarious, i also felt an overwhelming sense of pity for this woman- i can't IMAGINE how awful it would be to read non-stop vampire stories as conceived by 30 or so moderately to UN talented 18 - 20 year olds who either want to be Anne Rice or Stephanie Meyer. oh, the unbearable darkness! VLAH!

moving along...

it was just day one, and we only met for two hours, but so far, i was partially right... people did work their writing groups into their introductions, and there were a couple of people saying insufferable things, BUT:

the vast majority of the group are middle to later aged women. What made me think that maybe i should dial back my judgement a bit was the fact that most of the people there talked about wanting to be able to express something and not knowing how to do so, and they also talked about the fear that they had surrounding that need, as well as the possible consequences. THAT is something that i can respect and have compassion for, so that's what i'm holding onto for dear life. if their writing is awful is beside the point. they have something that they feel like they have to say and they're struggling to say it. that's real, and human and- in my humble- admirable.

having said that, i may feel very differently by sunday afternoon.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!




Ahhhh...

South Park has still got it.


as soon as i saw this episode, i knew EXACTLY which picture they used, lol.

I kind of like SJP (Honeymoon In Vegas, LA Story, Ed Wood and also she was really funny tormenting Bette Midler in First Wives Club) but Sex in the City is a straight up slice of DIRTY ASS and i can't believe how many people (gay men and women that DON'T live in New York and probably DON'T live in an urban area at all) LOVED that show, including my boyfriend. he secretly rented "The Ugly Truth" the other day, though, so who knows what darkness lurks in the heart of Germone.

PS:

Like the shark, the Sarah Jessica Parker has millions of teeth, which it uses to cut through bone, candy and fences.

Monday, March 15, 2010

OMG Becky, I Can't Fucking Wait


The news came out last week and everybody knew about it i think, but Betty White is hosting SNL on May 8th- the mother's day episode.

They're pulling out all the stops to make this as EPIC as possible.



Tina Fey, Amy Poelher, Rachel Dratch, Maya Rudolph and Molly Shannon (not pictured, but you all know what she looks like) will all be backing up our girl Betty. It should be pretty fucking good. i'm hoping that all the guest stars will have a role in writing the episode's material- not that Seth Myers and Co aren't more than capable, but there are some real comedic luminaries here, and all of them female, and it could be that they'd have a little extra insight when it comes to writing sketches for a woman like BW.

OH! they should TOTALLY get Maya Rudolph's boyfriend Quentin Tarantino to write a sketch! can you IMAGINE?

Hand Transplant



The video above isn't of the hand transplant that i wanted to talk about, but it is the same institution and doctor (Lee) that was involved.

They just did a new surgery with 23 doctors that took 11 hours for this Army guy who lost BOTH hands in a farming accident. to do it, they had to remove the arm above the right elbow before attaching the donor arm. most amazing, the guy has functionality in his left hand ALREADY, and the surgery was only three weeks ago. it's INSANE.

when the footage i saw becomes available online, i'll update this entry. it's almost up on the abc website HERE, but it's taking forever to load. i'm up in prescott at my "Gay Dads'" house for spring break, and their computer is rickety and slow as hell.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Ugh





really DIDN'T want to ever have to do this, but i'm going to have to put SLWMAC on comment moderation mode.


I am so sick of writing about this, but this is probably the last time, unless he mails me a pig's heart with a nail through it or something really colorful like that...

Lu the 43 year old ex-boyfriend STILL won't leave me alone. If he bothers you guys on your blogs, just report it to blogger. He's started a blog where his username is my real name, so i guess just watch out for comments from "me." Or you can go to his blog, and look at some 10 year old pictures of me where i'm extra extra fat and/or not wearing an appropriate amount of clothing. He writes these mildly broken english captions 'in character' as me, and reveals what he believes to be SHOCKING REVELATIONS about me.

His life must be FANTASTIC.

Friday, March 5, 2010

The Mystery of The Jorgensen Wall


above: Justin Jorgensen's wall from THE ZONE (click image to enlarge).

Justin Jorgensen did the design for this LA gay sex club called THE ZONE, and he did a series of blog posts about the conceptual and practical processes behind this strange assignment which i found to be pretty interesting/entertaining. One of them detailed how to do a wall with a contour line picture of a guy getting head, and it literally drove me crazy for MONTHS, because it reminded me of something, but i couldn't figure out what.

ANYWAY, today i was talking to someone about collage, and i was suggesting that they check out David Wojnarowicz, and then it hit me! that's what the Jorgensen wall reminded me of! Sweet Relief!






above: Various works by the seminal David Wojnarowicz

Skinny Little Bitch



The new single for Courtney Love's reconstituted HOLE (Now with 25% of ANY previous HOLE incarnation!) album/opus/eggregiously late homework 'Nobody's Daughter' was offered up as a free download on the ALBUM SITE on the 4th, and it is a grindy little piece of hard black candy (that's a compliment).

It would make a GREAT stripper song, FOR REALS.

BELOW is C-Lo and company doing a real quick version of "Pretty on the Inside" followed by an abbreviated "Sympathy for the Devil," which she pretty much KILLS. As usual, her choice of covers (past covers include Fleetwood Mac's 'Gold Dust Woman,' Guns and Roses' 'Paradise City,' and Bob Dylan's 'It's All Over Now, Baby Blue'- all of which sounded like they were written for her)is arrogant and excellent.

Skip to 1:10 to check out "Sympathy."

Hey, Deacon!


is this TRUE???!?

Happy/Sad



Jason left for Connecticut today, and he was so excited. I haven't met Mark (or is it Marc?) yet, but i'm sure he's a very special person. Just the stuff Jason's mentioned about him indicates that he's a very sweet, very big-hearted guy. who doesn't love THAT?

i fucking MISS HIM ALREADY, though, and i hope he freezes his dick off in the cold!

You HEAR that, fucker?!

;-)

Thursday, March 4, 2010

HOLY SHIT



Jennifer Tilly was on Craig Ferguson relatively recently, and first instinct would be to be like "um, who cares?" BUT holy crap, she's FUNNY! she talks about her boyfriend cheating on her, how nobody loves a brunette, talks shit about Pay-Less shoes, tears craig a new one for giving her a "generic welcome back to the show card," tells a story about how she tries but always FAILS to get discounts on designer clothes, and reveals the secret of "what Craig smells like."

it's a freewheeling good time! check it.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

This Too Shall Pass




Rube Goldberg Machine MADNESS!

this is a prime example of GEEK AWESOMENESS. science and math people rule.

(i'm not really much of a science or math person, but I'M DEFINATELY A FAN OF THOSE WHO ARE. especially girls.)

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Imitation of Life Imitates Art


well, i guess that one of the atlanta housewives from that show that i have literally never seen decided to be gay, and ensnared this poor lesbian. Kim Zolciak is the housewife of atlanta and tracy young is a DJ(REALLY?! like, at weddings?). normally i wouldn't give a fuck about anyone from that show at all, but seeing their picture TOTALLY reminded me of


Jane Lynch (of Glee!, which i can't stand, but she's always funny) and Jennifer Coolidge (of the Christopher Guest films and American Pie where she was Stiffler's mom and a bunch of other stuff that she typically steals)in one of my ALL TIME FAVORITE movies...

Best in Show!


ANYWAY, if you know what i'm talking about you're probably saying Oh, wow, you're right, seth. If you don't, i'm sorry i've wasted your time.

you should rent the movie, though, it's VERY funny.

Courtney At The Roberto Cavalli Show


looking par for the course, as has been her wont save for 1997-2000 or so.

Monday, March 1, 2010

DID YOU KNOW That Before Steadman




Oprah and Ebert used to bump uglies?

Some uglies are bumpier than others, i suppose.*



*oh, FINE. Oprah has been both a handsome and beautiful woman during various incarnations. Ebert, however, has never exactly been Miss America, has he?