Thursday, June 3, 2010

Thank You For Being A WHORE


Above: a young(er) Rue McLanahan after presumably helping Dustin Hoffman practice for the cougar rape scenes in 'The Graduate.'

Rue McLanahan has passed away at the age of 76 after suffering another massive stroke. She will be remembered fondly for her role as Blanche Devereaux, the Whoriest of the Golden Girls. History will forever remember her as the horrible woman who sexualized an entire generation of geriatrics. Thanks for that, Rue.

*shudder*

This of course means that earlier this year when Betty White told Rue "Dear Rue, I hope you hurry up and die so I can be the last Golden Girl left. NOT KIDDING," it wasn't a cute little get well card so much as a DEATH CURSE, which worked it's charms, leaving Betty White THE SOLE GOLDEN GIRL LEFT STANDING.


Golden Girls are not unlike Highlanders, in that there can be only one.

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