Macheté Red Band Trailer

Robert Rodriguez is the perfect man. He makes movies like the El Mariachi trilogy, Sin City, Planet Terror, and Macheté, he can cook (he hosts "10 minute cooking school" sessions on his special edition dvd releases, and he signs off with one of the greatest cooking quotes ever: "This is Robert Rodriguez, telling you to learn how to cook, because not knowing how to cook is like not knowing how to fuck."), he's a badass rebel (He quit the Director's Guild of America and produces his own films, which is sort of unheard of and was at the time considered professionally self-destructive) and he's TALL and pretty fucking sexy in my opinion. I admit, i did cringe when he forced the word "loco" into his RBT intro, but i think that doing a scene where Danny Tréjo rapells out a window using somebody's intestines cancels out the awkward with room to spare.