Thursday, July 29, 2010

The Perfect Man: "Of course I have... for fuck's sake" Edition





Tom Hardy is the Even More Perfect Man.

from WWTDD.COM:

Tom Hardy is one of the best actors alive, and he finally started getting the credit he deserves last year (Best Actor) for ‘Bronson’. Now ‘Inception’ is making him even more famous. He’ll be the lead in the new Mad Max movies and there’s even a rumor he’ll replace Daniel Craig as James Bond because MGM is $3.7 billion in debt, might have had to cancel Craigs contract, and now will have to start all over.

Back in 2005, before deciding on Craig, Hugh Jackman was one of the final choices to play Bond but lost out because producers thought he seemed a little gay. That could be a bad sign for Tom Hardy.

When asked if he had ever had sex with men, Tom replied:
“Of course I have. I’m an actor for f*ck’s sake. I’ve played with everything and everyone. I love the form and the physicality, but now that I’m in my thirties, it doesn’t do it for me. I’m done experimenting but there’s plenty of stuff in a relationship with another man, especially gay men, that I need in my life. A lot of gay men get my thing for shoes. I have definite feminine qualities and a lot of gay men are incredibly masculine. A lot of people say I seem masculine, but I don’t feel it. I feel intrinsically feminine. I’d love to be one of the boys but I always felt a bit on the outside. Maybe my masculine qualities come from overcompensating because I’m not one of the boys.”



There's just something about a faggot (effeminate, tom of finland butch, or anywhere in between) that WILL beat you the fuck up if you start shit that does it for me. It's not about masculine, it's about not taking shit. It's about saying "ok, fine. it's a straight world, you get to pick the rules, but what you don't realize is that you've underestimated what i'm capable of because you think i can only be X, Y and Z because i intentionally come into contact with cock during a relatively small percentage of my lifespan. Enjoy the ICU."

I believe in being able to fight. I've been in a lot of fights myself, and i'm happy to report that i do very well. It's so fucking frustrating to me when gay guys condemn ANY kind of violence regardless of the circumstance and instead opt to sell each other this PC ideal bullshit about the 'right way' to change things. That's an intellectual solution to a physical problem. I think it has a lot to do with the fact that homosexuals in the country are constantly told that gay equals getting the shit beaten out of you over and over and over, and have been told this for GENERATIONS. This gets absorbed into the way we percieve ourselves, and it becomes unofficial offical gay policy to be terrified of fighting no matter what. We assign that fear a lofty, ivory tower logic that we can all not be ashamed of, and when we get curbstomped to death or left on the ground internally bleeding, the rest of us very loudly ABHOR THE VIOLENCE of it all, and YES the violence is horrific and tragic, but how about NOT selling the idea that violence is NEVER THE ANSWER to a population that gets violently targeted? how about NOT selling and/or buying into the idea that if you like dick, you're nothing but a lisping bullseye mincing around trying to run away from fights that you have a good chance of winning? That Pacifistic-no-matter-what SHIT gets HEARD, not JUST by the 12 year old gay tweens who are already scared enough as it is, but by the people that would beat him bloody. It convinces the young that they're going to be VICTIMS, and have no chance of WINNING if shit were to ever go down, and at the same time, it both reinforces (and alerts bashers to) the idea that faggots don't fight back.

ANYWAY, Tom Hardy isn't saying he's gay, and he played a hardass in a movie and that doesn't necessarily translate into real life, BUT i think that there must be a lot of gay guys like myself in this world, who are fucking DYING to see just ONE faggot in the mainstream media playing these roles where he's a badass motherfucker. If Hugh Jackman had come out, that would be a good example since he plays Wolverine. Tom Hardy playing Charlie Bronson and then acting like it ain't no thing to be the effeminate man in a gay relationship is close enough for me, though- actually, it's EVEN BETTER, because Wolverine is kind of camp, and is not only a fictional character, but a COMIC BOOK character, while Charlie Bronson is REAL, and he is notoriously brutal.

Keep in mind, Hardy is only BEGINNING to come into the consciousness of Americans for his relatively small role in Inception, so this is dangerous shit for him to be doing, professionally- or so all the closet cases would have you believe. It will be interesting to see how his career does (or does not) in the near future. He's already proven he can play straight roles, so if he basically disappears that would indicate that the idea that American homophobia is so pronounced that it translates to bad box office is a legitimate fear, and that you really CAN'T get leading man work if you talk about your recreational love affair with the cock. If he totally kills it, and becomes the first mainstream action star to make these kind of concessions regarding his sexual nature, then that's a big fucking deal, and could really change things. Can't wait to find out, but either way, thanks for the honesty, Tom Hardy. I hope that your candor and nonchalance in the matter proves to be the gamechanger that we've been waiting for, and that you are rewarded for your big fucking balls, but either way: You are a badass motherfucker.

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