INDIANA JONES and the COLOSTOMY BAG of the GOLDEN EARRING

Grandpa Harrison wandered away from the Senior Living Community and into the parched desert wasteland without shoes again

I love VINTAGE Harrison Ford as much as the next guy, but PERSONALLY I was NOT THRILLED about INDIANA JONES and the  KINGDOM of the CRYSTAL ASSISTED LIVING FACILITY.

For many years now, I have cringed every time I've seen him in a movie, or presenting at an awards show.  I am not ageist, but geriatric Harrison Ford just sucks. He always seems confused, and it's a bummer.  I always imagine him having difficulty with soup. 


Recently, I heard about the Blade Runner sequel, and the simultaneous announcement that Harrison Ford would be returning and I was NOT HAPPY.  My first (admittedly unkind) thought was "maybe he'll die in pre-production so he won't ruin it." 


And oops he crashed his airplane at a golf course a week later

KILL YOUR DARLINGS

Russell Tovey saying he's glad he's not effeminate is not the end of the fucking world, gay people. It's just not PC.

I see gay friends posting about their OUTRAGE and reposting their favorite drag queen's OUTRAGE and so on and so forth. It's... Disproportionate.

People have types. That is ok. If we have types that we prefer in others, why would we not prefer to be a type ourselves. I wish that the gay community- one of the most back-biting, shit talking, superficial, territorial, ageist, classist, racist, elitist cultures I have ever observed or been a part of- would take a step back and think about every willfully cruel shitty thing they have ever said about, I don't know, THEIR OWN FRIENDS BEHIND THEIR BACKS and then revisit whether it is alright or not for Russell Tovey to be accountable to the world for being glad to be the way he is. 
 

Take a fucking breath, gay community.

Also, Drama School IS PRETTY FUCKING GAY. If nothing else, let's just admit that. We've all seen FAME.