Friday, March 6, 2015

INDIANA JONES and the COLOSTOMY BAG of the GOLDEN EARRING

Grandpa Harrison wandered away from the Senior Living Community and into the parched desert wasteland without shoes again


I love VINTAGE Harrison Ford as much as the next guy, but PERSONALLY I was NOT THRILLED about INDIANA JONES and the  KINGDOM of the CRYSTAL ASSISTED LIVING FACILITY.

For many years now, I have cringed every time I've seen him in a movie, or presenting at an awards show.  I am not ageist, but geriatric Harrison Ford just sucks. He always seems confused, and it's a bummer.  I always imagine him having difficulty with soup. 


Recently, I heard about the Blade Runner sequel, and the simultaneous announcement that Harrison Ford would be returning and I was NOT HAPPY.  My first (admittedly unkind) thought was "maybe he'll die in pre-production so he won't ruin it." 


And oops he crashed his airplane at a golf course a week later

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