Things that are funnier than Archie include mutilated kittens, your mom dying, sudden infant death syndrome, apartheid and Sarah Palin being elected as Dictator for Life in 2012, but i saw this news item about them introducing a gay character and i had to comment on it. i could give a fuck about Archie being inclusive, i just thought it was freaky and weird for them to attempt any kind of social progressiveness. it would be like if Family Circus introduced a pregnant transgendered asian woman or something.
i mean, it wouldn't surpise me if i were in line at the grocery store, and there was JUGHEAD on the cover of that inexplicably STILL IN PRINT comic book in total black face, eating a slice of watermelon while betty and veronica are both 17 months pregnant in the background, not wearing shoes as they prepare the men a delicious fried chicken dinner.
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