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i could not possibly care less about american idol, and i have never once watched an episode of it and when people tell me that they're really rooting for somebody on the show and i thusly infer that they watch that steaming shitpile on a regular basis, i seriously think less of them AS A PERSON (unless they're under 12- too young and stupid to know better- or over 50- in which case it's somewhat excusable because it's almost certainly early onset dementia) right on the spot- as in "oh, wow, you're stupid and you have HORRIBLE taste- the kind of taste where it's unjustifiable in any way shape or form."
having said that: i kind of liked adam lambert in the media after the whole thing. making innuendos about topping the guy who won (don't know his name, don't care), talking about his bad skin and feeling fat and wearing makeup, and then confirming his sexuality in a public manner. It was refreshing to see a guy in the mainstream media who is GAY gay, not log cabin republican gay, acting like he actually HAS A DICK, and not being some neutered, carefully sterilized, timid "ok, i'm gay, you got me, but PLEASE don't hate me because i'm really just like you!" CLAY AIKEN. this vague, relatively uninformed affinity (i have never heard him sing before seeing the first 45 seconds of this clip, for one thing) is why i thought i'd throw this out there...
HANDLERS: IT IS NO SURPRISE TO ANYONE THAT YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO MARKET THIS BOY, SO HERE'S A HELPFUL HINT: DON'T MAKE EFFEMINATE, OPENLY GAY GUYS USE WORDS LIKE "AIN'T." THEY WOULD NEVER DO THAT. IT SOUNDS AWKWARD AND RIDICULOUS. LISTEN TO HOW HE'S ENUNCIATING. IT'S PAINFUL.
ok, that's it.
song SUCKS by the way. REALLY SUCKS. plus, it's for a shit movie. i am reminded of the film Armageddon and it's big tie-in single, Aerosmith's "Don't Wanna Miss A Thing" and that is NOT a compliment on either count.
Agreed!
ReplyDeleteoh, damn. that song's fucking painful. hey, isn't this the singer from My Chemical Romance?? yeah, it's totally the same dude. at least the shitty video didn't once seem to show John Cusack's stupid face, though i've no interest in watching it again just to verify that much.
ReplyDeleteand hey, that sure looks like a MYSPACE video up there... whoa, SLWMAC is a closet MYSPACE user??!? ZOMFGROFLMAO, whatta fag!!
bwahaha!
i could gives a damn about what direction his handlers lead him. same goes for the likes of Lady Gaga or Rihanna or [[insert your favorite pop star(let)'s name here]]. meh.
all that said, i mostly like this Lambert kid's album - even though My Chemical Romance is a steaming sack of shit.
MYSPACE!!
i like the umbrella academy comics that gerard way (MCR) allegedly conceived/draws for. those are pretty cool.
ReplyDeletere myspace, i saw it on someody else's blog somewhere in this format, and i just grabbed it from there, hunter/gatherer style, yo- and with a QUICKNESS!