WHY, brain, WHY?!?!

last night i dreamt of a video and record store that had some non-existant (thank god) artifacts. First up was the original Addams Family movie from 1980 starring THE B-52'S in the roles of Morticia (the red head), Gomez (Fred, obviously), Fester (the dude in the B-52s who's not Fred), and Granny (the blond, who was NOT PLEASED AT ALL about her role). Oddly, in my dream the queeny, WAY OVER THE TOP person out of the bunch was the guy who's not fred in his role as fester? when i woke up i was like "what was THAT? out of ALL THE B-52's and HE'S the out of control dramatic one?" i mean, in all their videos the only thing i ever thought about him or noticed him for was "he has the hair that i would most like to have" and that was in 1991 when i was 9 or 10. so yeah, there was THAT.

and then there was a lesser known Dudley and Liza romp known as "MOMMA'S GONNA DIE!" which of course does not exist on cosmic planes outside of my own mind. on the cover, which is painted as old movie covers often were, liza is bound to a chair in the center of a room with thick train-track-damsel-tying rope with a white handkerchief tied around her head, making her over-rouged cheeks bulge along with her wide eyes as DUDLEY DANCES AROUND HER PRONE FIGURE WITH A BUTCHER KNIFE?!? TOTALLY resevoir dogs, except with liza and dudley. that would have been a very different movie... which i would absolutely love to see. sidenote: i am the WORST GAY EVER, creating Liza death scenarios!


Finally, and this is probably the least interesting of the three, there was the ANDY WARHOL/NEIL DIAMOND musical collaboration, which was called i don't remember what, but featured andy looking all andy-like standing back to back with Neil, who was all rhinestoned out, and they were both doing the arm shelf** and staring directly into the camera.

i didn't eat anything spicy before bed... i don't know what's wrong with me.

**PS:
these people are doing the arm shelf.