Sifl and Olly is one of the all time greatest things in the history of life, the universe and everything. This particular clip is my favorite from the entire series. I've seen it maybe a hundred times, and it invariably makes me laugh until i either cry, puke, shit my pants or pass out.
Lyrics to the Panda Song:
After dark, the pandas stalk,
Nightmare creatures, with black hearts.
Ravenous teeth that glow in the dark,
Feasting on bums that sleep in the park!
The pandas are coming!
So hide under your beds!
The pandas are coming!
They'll rip your ass to shreds!
The panda is indeed the most mysterious of all creatures
Shrouded in the enigma of his black and white coat
What kind of camouflage is this, black and white?
Hiding in an Oreo factory? Could be!
That's just another chapter in the ominous saga of the panda!
The pandas are coming
To rip off your head!
The pandas are coming
On a rampage of the dead!
Like the shark, the panda has millions of teeth-
Which it uses like a hacksaw to cut through bone, candy, and fences
The Chinese believe that if you find a discarded panda tooth
You have the power to summon Godzilla
I'm drunk on panda mystery!!
The pandas are coming!
So hide under your bed!
The pandas are coming!
They'll rip your ass to shreds!
This has been chapter 1 in my ongoing songs about the panda,
which shall cease at number 820.
You will see me again, Mr. Sifl!
Sifl: Just get a clue.
Panda Dude: Get a PANDA!
OMG i just gagged a lil bit
ReplyDeleteremember that DVD you made for me featuring, like, every episode of this show EVER? well, my little sis borrowed it & managed to lose it in her pool/ocean/bottomless abyss of bootleg discs. it's probably hanging out in some dusty shoebox next to copies of Will Smith action smut & Katherine Heigl romcoms. *sniff*
i'm totally gonna bite this post sometime in the future. Silf & Olly don't get nearly enough internet love.