Ten Days of Betty: 6 Days Left

Betty Vs. Ryan on the set of the proposal.

"When Betty White asks you to get coffee, you get her a fucking cup of coffee."

words to live by, ladies and gentlemen.

Ten Days Of Betty: 10 Days Left

In Honor of Betty White hosting SNL on May 8th for the Mother's Day episode, i'm gonna post a Betty White something or other every day until that magical day arrives.

This is day one (10 days remaining), and i've got her on the George Lopez Talk show, Lopez tonight. Here, she talks about her SAG lifetime achievement award, how she wants to bone robert redford, Sandra Bullock and Jesse James (pre-scandal) and the enduring global popularity of the Golden Girls.

FOR HALLOWEEN, I GIVE YOU... White Assumptions of Superiority: Sandra Bullock Edition

Ok, so the whole "Nice White Lady" thing is not new by any means. You have your Michelle Pfeiffer Nice White Lady in "Dangerous Minds." You have your Hillary Swank Nice White Lady in the almost unspeakably bad "Freedom Writers." But now we have the new Gold Standard for nice white ladies celebrating their own generosity of spirit while clearly illustrating how incapable (and unwilling) minorities are of taking care of themselves or their families. Because black people are doomed to a life of crime, alcoholism, illiteracy and homelessness without the good fortune of Anglo-Saxonic intervention. Get ready for every white trash idiot hag you know to tell you how good this movie is. I hope the enamel on your teeth is ready for all the grinding that is sure to follow.

If you didn't have a bucket for vomitous and a syringe full of insulin at the ready, just watch the clip below to cleanse the palate.


HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EVERYBODY!