Showing posts with label The Horror The Horror. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Horror The Horror. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Let's Talk About Arizona Politics!


(above: Governor HELLBITCH rubs her glasses against her Melanoma-TAN-RIFFIC muzzle)

i wrote something i liked today, and i did it in the comments section of one of my favorite Arizona bookstore's website. You can go to the blog entry i responded to HERE

i won't try to reiterate the post that moved me to froth at the mouth, but i would like to repost my response, because it was pretty fucking good if i say so myself. at least i think so!

Posted by Seth
November 3rd, 2010

i can't bring myself to feel anything other than abject horror and disgust about brewer getting elected. we might as well start literally eating the weak, the poor and the brown. it's hard to be all sunshine lollypops and rainbows when you're talking about arizona politics. this is the state that elected a man- evan mecham- who openly hated gays and blacks, CANCELLED martin luther king day (which voters backed up until threatened with the UNTHINKABLE possibility of losing the superbowl, god forbid), though him and fife symington both ended up getting impeached for illegal financial stuff and fraud, respectively, and now we've got Jan Brewer- Community College Radiology Technician (and amateur collector of imaginary mexican heads- did somebody say death and dismemberment?) RUN AMOK. stay classy, governors of arizona! this is the state that continues to elect joe arpaio even after 20 years of epic, well-documented scandal that has been condemned by GLOBAL human rights organizations, to say nothing of the myriad national and state groups (including the federal government in various forms) that continue to struggle (but SOMEHOW fail) to prosecute and oust him. cumulatively, it's all too much and it's all happened in too small a period of time. arizona should hang its head in shame. profanity and name calling seem like flirtation compared to what's ACTUALLY warranted at this point, the least of which would be for some physical representation of the most rudimentary, bare bones human decency to be burnt in effigy on the front lawn of Jan Brewer's new Barbie Dream Governor's Mansion. my own mother sent me an email forward that actually contained the phrase (in all caps) 'GOD HELP US WHO TOLERATE THE MUSLIM!!!' and you know what i DIDN'T do? i DIDN'T let it slide, and shake my head and say 'oh, i guess we'll have to agree to disagree! that MOM, she's so old fashioned!' i wrote her back and told her that she was engaging in hate speech, and was speaking the language of nothing less than ethnic cleansing, if not the sweet nothings leading up to the unending joys of genocide. after explaining to her that my assessment of her email was a condemnation of her sentiment and not HER, i also invited her to explain to me how she came to arrive at her point of view, as she is an upper middle class white woman who has only ever lived in small town nebraska and a nice little cul-de-sac in Self Satisfied WASP, pennsylvania... she never replied, because there is NO JUSTIFYING IT. anyone selling that crap would BALK at the possibility of being held accountable for their bile, and that INCLUDES THE GOVERNOR ('no more debates since GOD HIMSELF struck me dumb last time!').

seriously, sitting around in a fair trade organic cotton sundress and sending out good vibes with a bumper sticker on your car encouraging your fellow travellers to be the change that they want to see is NOT CUTTING IT. confrontation is not only warranted, it is necessary. i would have to agree that facebook is probably not the venue if you're going to do it intelligently, though. i'd totally go with twitter. don't forget the #hashtags!

...............................................................

so yeah, that was what i wrote. check out the post i responded to for context.

Friday, April 30, 2010

I Heart Emma Caulfield




here she is in the new Sci-Fi (ish) Romantic Comedy, 'Timer.' Also, she has apparently co-created a comic book called Contropussy?!! AAAAND, she's goiing to be at the Phoenix Comic-con from i think May 28th-the 30th! SOOOO GOING, even though i have to move house by the 1st of June. Christ, May is going to be beyond brutal and unforgiving.

**UPDATE** OH WOW, i just went to the website (it's a free webcomic) and it is AWFUL, as in FUCKING UNBELIEVABLY BAD AWFUL. it's about hypersexual cats? i'm not sure. it's just thumbs down all around... i want to be supportive, but sometimes even those we adore make it difficult (Shut up, people who know me). Go HERE to behold the unmitigated HORROR starting at the very first installment.

**UPDATE 2** ok, so i pushed myself through the first arc, and it's not the UTTER ABOMINATION the first few strips make you think it is, but it's still not great. the pussy means both cat and vagina entendrés alone make me want to dig out my own eyes with a claw hammer, but it's not the worst case scenario... not quite. see for yourself.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Pray For Me


First Anatomy and Physiology exams are tomorrow (wednesday). There is a lecture exam and a lab exam, and the two together are about 20% of the semester grade. I've got the anatomy stuff pretty down pat, but i'll admit i haven't got the grasp of the physiology material that i should... the good news is that i am pretty confident that i can get a mid to high range A on the Lab exam, and that's the part that's non-negotiable. if i eat shit on the LECTURE exam, my cumulative final grade can replace it (assuming that it is my lowest lecture grade for the semester). Lab grades are forever, but you can fuck up ONE lecture exam. Still, i am SCARED! this class is so hardcore, seriously- plus it's maybe the single most important grade (if you consider a and p I and II one subject, which i do) that nursing programs are going to look at.

ANYWAY! back to work.

Friday, September 18, 2009

Dentist Redux


I have to go back to the dentist today and get another tooth sanded down and fitted for a temporary cap...

while i am THRILLED to be ABLE to go to the dentist financially, i am still kind of dreading this. it takes a long time, and there's this evil hygienist there that i think hurts me on purpose and has a really shitty professional manner. i complained about her last time to the office manager, and i'm kind of nervous that i'll have to interact with her again. sadness...

actually, i have to get ready- appointment's in half an hour.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Forget About Everything I Just Said-

BECAUSE BABY JESUS HAS JUST SENT ME A CAREPACKAGE OF NOT-BORED-ANYMORENESS!

BEHOLD!!!


i don't want to oversell it, but i think i can safely call this the BEST THING EVER.

here's his homepage on youtube. LOTS to see. enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichu

ganked from the awesome HouseofVader.com, which actually, when you think about it, has a similar core message of unconditional self-acceptance? Dave must be so pleased!