"They may say Jesus died for your sins, but forty squirrels just died for your comforter. Continuing the morbid motif, it was somehow necessary that you not only trod on your kills, but that you were swaddled in their scraped flesh 24/7. This is THE Bachelor Pad, boys. If you weren't falling-down drunk from too many bottles of Mateus Rosé, that mirrored backboard was a handy place to do lots of cheap blow. Perhaps you got it at Studio 54, from Liza and Halston."
My best friend rob is friends with the guy who writes this site... there was a part of it called "Interior Design of the Damned" and it is HILARIOUS. There's only 6 pages of content for that particular section (link HERE) but there's way more stuff on the site- personally, i find the site to be a bit weird/confusing to navigate (Full Disclosure: i'm alot better than i WAS, but i'm still not the brightest bulb re computery stuff, so it's entirely possible that it's just me), but if you poke around you'll find all sorts of really funny shit in the same vein and voice (there's a large section on antlers used for aesthetic purposes ranging from furniture to salt shakers to high fashion, for example) that fairly begs to be explored and enjoyed.
If you'd like to start perusing from the home page, it's called xmere.com.
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