Monday, June 8, 2009
Cone Snails of DOOOOM!!!
Can you imagine how shitty it must be to get mortally OWNED like that by A SNAIL?!? like, you get to aquatic heaven, and all the other fish died from getting eaten by sharks and harpoons and stuff like that, and then they all turn to you and ask you telepathically in fish language how you met your doom, and you're forced to telepathically mumble "cone snail" and then your afterlife fish peers telepathically ask you to telepathically speak up and you're all telepathically like "CONE SNAIL, OK? I GOT EATEN BY A FUCKING CONE SNAIL! ARE YOU ALL FUCKING HAPPY NOW? HUH?" and then you get sent to fish hell for cursing, and there's all these cone snails there.
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ZOMG i think the narrator in the first video just called me a fish?!?! that motherfucker!
ReplyDeletereally, though-- this is all very disgusting. now i'm going to have nightmares about my skull being pierced by a harpoon-like snail proboscis. great job, seth.
& while we're on the topic of real-life nightmares:
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oh, i KNOW! i love how NOBODY'S calling it a rug or toupee- it's "WIG" all around. it's funny you mention this today- i just read this big long article about the whole thing (complete with "phil spector through the years" photo gallery- that dude has NEVER looked like anything approaching normal).
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