Saturday, August 29, 2009

RIP Twitters


So DJ AM died from crack and pills Friday and all these celebrities that are supposed to have known him and been friends with him are TWITTERING their thoughts and reactions to his death. Twitter is FUCKING LAME anyway (basically, if Ashton Kutcher is at all interested or prolific at something, ABANDON THE FUCKING SHIP; see trucker hats, demi moore), but twittering text message sized EULOGIES for somebody you knew and allegedly cared for, personally or professionally, is simply grossly insensitive and just about as LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR as human behavior can get.

If i were a celebrity that had just died of a crack/pill overdose and fucking JOHN MAYER were TWITTERING philosophic waxiness about me hours after the fact, i would fucking POLTERGEIST HIS ASS from beyond the grave for as long as it would take to DRAG HIM TO HELL.

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