Boy George is FIERCE

so boy george was openly, DIRECTLY tweeting rose mcgowan...
"I remember how rude you were to me in New York, have you become nicer? Lol!"

and

"It was when she was dating Manson, she was vile actually!"

DELIGHTED, i tweet that Boy George is OFFICIALLY going on the list of people i don't want pissed at me because he will call you the fuck out and cut your face and he TWEETED ME BACK, like "no actually, i wouldn't, but i do have to have the last word, even if it's silence." (um, WERK?!?!!) and now HE'S following ME on twitter?! i was tickled pink- or should i say i was tickled RED, GOLD, and GREEN (RED, GOLD, and GREEN)?!

maybe it's a little bit country faggot of me to be so excited, but boy george is the BEST kind of kunty- smart, sort of sweet, sort of sour if you cross him, but definitely NOT to be trifled with (or he will CHAIN YOU TO HIS RADIATOR AND BEAT YOU DOWN LIKE THE TURNED OUT BITCH HE'S MADE OF YOU!!!).

i still say that his autobiography 'take it like a man' along with holly woodlawn's 'a low life in high heels' are the two best (most entertaining and cleverly written) autobios i've ever read.

UMMMM, THIS JUST IN?!!

boy george is posting pics of his DICK CHAIRS?

"I have four! Love them!"

oh. my. god. best twitter account EVER.

I Was Wrong

Twitter is Awesome. I mean, it's really stupid too, but it's got this duality that saves it.

Behold: Douglas Coupland linked to this article about a dude who travels the world fixing crumbling landmarks and architectural wonders with LEGO. that's fucking cool, i don't care who you are.

also, i'm still finding my twittervoice, but feel free to follow me HERE.

Twit

i got a twitter account. My handle's sort of stupid, but youreviltwin was taken, as was SLWMAC and so on and so forth. i didn't know what to put, so i put this phrase i wrote into a song that was an anacronym for my full name (SAA), but out of the context of the song it doesn't sound as cool... but now my email's associated with it and i'm stuck, i guess. I found a couple of my blogger buddies' twitter accounts, but i'd love to follow those of you that aren't diametrically opposed to the idea- at least those of you who i actually interact (or attempt to) with. lemme know. rock and roll, whatever, deal with it.

It Makes Me Sick To Say It, BUT:

i'm thinking of getting a twitter account so i can follow Bret Easton Ellis and Craig Ferguson. Justin Jorgensen posted a tweet on his D&D (Design and dicks) blog Penis Ennui (best blog title ever?)from Ellis and it was GENIUS:

BretEastonEllis via twitter: Ran into Roger from American Dad at The White Party. “Telephone” blasting, pools of lube, Nacho from Grindr, all of us watching “Dahmer”…





if you've read his books, you recognize this as classic BEE. just the way he can totally put you in this fucked up surreally psychosexual scene with just a few strokes (as it were). ACK, i CANNOT wait for Imperial Bedrooms to come out. Also, twitter is sort of the perfect medium for Ellis, what with his fixation on disposable culture.

also, i GUESS it would be cool to interact with my friends :-)

still thinking about it though! not sure i'll go through with it.

YOU DON'T TWEET EULOGIES!

poor brittany murphy died from who knows what this weekend, and dickhole ashton kutcher decided to offer up this little brown nugget on his twitter account:

"2day the world lost a little piece of sunshine. My deepest condolences go out 2 Brittany’s family, her husband, & her amazing mother Sharon. see you on the other side kid."

he DATED her! he fucking dated her, and he's TWEETING this shit. i don't know what's wrong with some people. i mean, is it so fucking hard for a multi-millionaire to send flowers with a nice card that you have the room to spell out all the words on?

i was going to post the excellent brittany murphy thing they had on SNL's weekend update (a dead-on brutal impersonation) a few weeks ago, but of course now it's pulled from EVERYWHERE :-(

RIP Twitters

So DJ AM died from crack and pills Friday and all these celebrities that are supposed to have known him and been friends with him are TWITTERING their thoughts and reactions to his death. Twitter is FUCKING LAME anyway (basically, if Ashton Kutcher is at all interested or prolific at something, ABANDON THE FUCKING SHIP; see trucker hats, demi moore), but twittering text message sized EULOGIES for somebody you knew and allegedly cared for, personally or professionally, is simply grossly insensitive and just about as LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR as human behavior can get.

If i were a celebrity that had just died of a crack/pill overdose and fucking JOHN MAYER were TWITTERING philosophic waxiness about me hours after the fact, i would fucking POLTERGEIST HIS ASS from beyond the grave for as long as it would take to DRAG HIM TO HELL.