Sunday, February 7, 2010

We Go Together Like A Crackhead And Crack


So there's a new season of Important Things With Demetri Martin, which is an official STILL LIFE WITH MONKEY AND CIGARETTE "shows that i like" selection. Even "Taking Woodstock" (directed by the great Ang Lee) was good, even though it A.) didn't feature the trademark ang lee thanksgiving scene and B.) was about 1960's counterculture, which is almost ALWAYS toxic-bad subject matter.

I kind of have a little bit of a crush on Demetri Martin- he reminds me of this jewish dude i was in a halfway house with in 2004 named Ari who was really sweet and funny. he sort of looks like him, and they have the same voice, so maybe Demitri Martin isn't even funny, maybe he just reminds me of this pill head that i wanted to fuck who probably isn't even alive anymore.

Demetri Martin is (one of MANY) [a] good example(S) of "the guy i will never get" because he's TOO soft spoken and TOO gentle natured- while i find him attractive, he would almost certainly think i was too much of a dick, probably immediately, but almost certainly over time. I mean, Demetri Martin is straight, famous and i don't know him so it's a non-issue, but as a 'type' this (gay counterpart) kind of guy NEVER goes for me.

ps, i don't particularly like sarah silverman, but the promo she does with DM is pretty great, and her whole "thing" is the perfect foil for DM's super mild mannered/benevolent vibe.
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Important Things with Demetri Martin
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